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Mode
of Transport:
Yet again, we mounted Liz for the second time
this season, as Mrs Costa provided her excellent
away travel. |
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Team:
A 4-4-2 line up of: Kuipers, El-Abd, Cullip, Butters,
Mayo, Hinshlewood, Nicolas, Hammond, Currie, Virgo
and Knight. |
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Kit:
Leicester's royal blue number meant we wore all
yellow with black trim, while Kuipers were a short
sleeved dark green number, that really showed
off his bulky muscles, alongside black shorts
and socks. |
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Mark
McGhee's Attire:
A rather arousing white shirt with no tie, a black
blazer and lovely black trousers and shoes. Into
the second half and he removed his blazer. |
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Weather:
There was sun about at times, but a large amount
of cloud cover, and a chilling wind rippled through
the bowl at times. |
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Stadium
Rating:
The Walkers Bowl is similar to all of the new
grounds recently opened. No marks for originality,
would receive a 4. But there was a larger-than-life
image of Gary Lineker on the outside of the stadium,
so this certainly boosts the marks up. 7/10. |
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Food
Rating:
The hotdogs looked more like penis' and were foul.
The pies looked distasteful. But the crisps on
offer boosted up this rating. Yes, you've guessed
it. They were Walkers. 6/10 |
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Entertainment:
Fantastic. One man with his trumpet before kick
off deafened the ground, and sounded more like
a cat being strangled. The ball boys feeble attempt
at making the parachute in the center circle 'wave',
and then realising they couldn't do it and getting
bored. Then half time saw a 'crossbar challenge',
and the Leicestershire Foxes parading the Twenty20
trophy round the ground. 9/10 |
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Friendliness
of Locals:
Disgusting. Sung "does your boyfriend know
your here", although we rather like that
song. Especially the reply "We're gay, and
we're beating you". Also received many one
fingered salutes at the end - a case of sour grapes
perhaps. 2/10 |
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Standard
of Local Females:
None seemed present at the stadium. The men were
poor as well - all had shaven heads and wore burberry.
1/10 |
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Flag
Attention:
None. The flag made the journey, but was not taken
into the stadium. |
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Match
Report:
Championship favorites Leicester were beaten 1-0
by Brighton. Adam Virgo, usually a right back,
got the goal with a sweet turn and finish. Brighton
then hung on and hung on in similar fashion to
last season, but Michel Kuipers was rarely troubled
in the Brighton goal. In the end, a well earnt
3 points for 'the batty boys'. |
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Thought
of the Day:
A combined effort really of Witham, Stewart and
McCarthy. In response to the 'does your boyfriend
know your here' chant, we came up with: "Can
you imagine if all the Brighton fans just invaded
the pitch, lined up round the center circle in
a massive circle, and just started doing each
other up the arse. That would shut the Leicester
fans up. And the great thing is everyone would
get some action because it would be one big circle" |
