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Mode
of Transport:
We took the 15 minute train journey from Brighton
to Lewes for this game, and then a 5 minute walk
to the ground through the scenic county town of
East Sussex. |
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Team:
A reserve line-up of: May, Reid, Rents, El-Abd,
Hammond, Nicolas, Currie, Budd, Jarrett, Robinson,
Beck. |
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Kit:
The dashing new Argentinean home strip was worn,
and Chris May wore a sexual ivory green goalkeepers
jersey with matching shorts. |
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Mark
McGhee's Attire:
A fabulous light blue shirt with black pin stripe
blazer and no tie, black suit trousers and black
suit shoes. |
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Weather:
Warm and sunny, a fine dusk evening over The Dripping
Pan. |
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Stadium
Rating:
This ground is something special. Entitles 'The
Dripping Pan', it was all it was billed to be.
A fabulous terrace and 3 grass banks, one completed
with a small wooden seated area on top off one
of the banks. One of the best grounds we are likely
to visit this season. 9/10 |
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Food
Rating:
A cheeseburger was £2.40. The burger was
twice the size of the bun and cheese, which made
it quite a challenge to eat. An interesting effort
none-the-less, well enjoyed by us food experts.
6/10. |
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Entertainment:
None provided at the ground except for the gay
romp that happened between two boys in front of
us. 4 separate ticket machines at Brighton station
rejecting Tom Witham's £20 note was a highlight
as we almost missed our train. |
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Friendliness
of Locals:
Some were ok, although we had a heated exchange
with one bunch of fierce lads between 12-15 over
our flag, although we believe them to be inbreds. |
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Standard
of Local Females:
Disappointing. One young blonde in front of us
was scantly dressed, but she was about 15 and
was smoking. 4/10 |
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Flag
Attention:
Lots. The fact it reads 'OVYFC, THE CROCS' gave
us an edge over your usual flags, as one gentlemen
commented 'god knows what that's about' |
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Match
Report:
A 2-2 draw and an entertaining game of football.
Jake Robinson and Paul Reid were on the score
sheet, as Albion showed their skill and talent
against the Ryman Division One South Champions |
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Thought
of the Day:
Tom Witham came up with a fabulous one. "What
if everyone individually ran into the center circle
and took the clothes off, and left a big clothes
pile in the middle, and we spent the rest of the
game naked. We could do we want as the pile would
obscure peoples view from the other end" |
