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Disaster
- one of the Dartford tunnels is shut, meaning
all the traffic has to cram through one
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Under
the River Thames we go
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Potter
with traditional blue Powerade
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McCarthy
shows off this weeks cider - Old English
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And
the guest drink - Reef
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A
town called Witham - this would surely have
to be visited on the return journey
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We
have arrived in Ipswich
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Tom
Witham is delighted as he pilots the Love wagon
through this fine town
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The
stadium comes into view as we park the car
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Witham
and Gemma admire this fine sign post
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We
were delighted to see the word 'Muff' in large
letters within the programme
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Lunchtime,
and it is all you can eat at Pizza Hut
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Gemma
and Tom enjoy this nutritional meal
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McCarthy
gets a bit carried away with how much pizza
he takes
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He
is soon struggling, but being the health freak
he is he manages to polish off the plate
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Word
spreads that the famous Crocs on Tour are in
the building, and the Ipswich fans flock to
Pizza Hut in a religious worshipping act
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"Don't
take my photo" says Gemma as she enters the
Port
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The
main stand of this fine arena
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One
of the nice stands behind the goals
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The
other end
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Witham
strikes a pose that would walk into any edition
of Vogue
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McCarthy
is delighted to be in the Port
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Potter
looks as happy as a child at a Michael Jackson
concert
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If
bestiality were legal, this horse would probably
get it
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Kick
off is moments away
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The
teams are on the pitch
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Would
we see a more arousing kick-off partnership
this season - Alan Lee and Darren Currie
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Ipswich
come on the attack
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Crocs
on Tours favourite player by a good distance
- Alan Lee is talked to by the referee
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Paul
McShane soon undergoes the same treatment, although
if we were the ref play would be stopped at
every opportunity to chat to Paul about sexual
acts
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"Alan
Lee Lee won't you score a goal for me, Alan
Lee Lee Lee won't you score a goal for me......"
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".....with
your left, with your right, with your head or
with your knee, Alan Lee Lee Lee won't you score
a goal for me"
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The
Gift puts Brighton 1-0 up
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McCarthy
and Witham play with this penis-shaped baloon
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Alan
gets ready for the second half
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This
keepers surname was Supple. Cue much sexual
innuendo around that word
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The
game continues with Brighton leading 1-0
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The
Seagulls attack through a corner
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Colin
Kazim-Richards cannot believe he has hit the
bar after a superb curling effort
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Joel
Lynch scores his first for the club to make
it 2-0 to the Albion
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But
is is soon 2-1, Alan helping to set up the goal
with a header. He takes his place for the restart
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The
scoreboard says it all, as the clock ticks away
during injury time
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But
it is game over, as Brighton live to fight another
day
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The
players thank the fans for their support, although
Mr McGhee disappeared down the tunnel after
the game, not wishing to clap the support
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McCarthy
polishes off the Reef on the way home
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And
the journey wouldn't be complete without visiting
Witham Town FC - McCarthy and Witham pose outside
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This
man saw us outside, and opened the ground to
show us around. He was the Witham Town press
officer no less!
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He
gives us the history of this arena
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Better
than Withdean, and it is a Ryman League Division
Two stadium, although Witham could well be heading
back to the big time of Ryman One via automatic
promotion if things go well in their last few
games
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A
fine way to finish a fine day
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