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It
is time for another M25 sweepstake - we are
only on her for 5 junctions, so the total of
crashes will be low. Neil is soon delighted
though, as with moments left we see one car
conked out, meaning Witham cannot remain unbeaten
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Witham
is shocked by the events, but still manages
to show the perfect way to drive - by not looking
at the road and having your eyes shut
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And
we are off the M25, having seen only one car
that had crashed, it was McCarthy who took home
the pot of £2
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And
he was happy about that
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We
are in Reading, looking for somewhere to get
some beers. This lovely device adorned a local
DIY store
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We
end up going into B&Q hoping that there
would be a supermarket somewhere
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We
eventually find a BP garage, and Neil buys some
Bobby's Marshmallows, which turn out to be utterly
foul
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McCarthy
is happy though - he has got his 4 cans of Scrumpy
Jack which, coupled with last nights alcohol
intake, should ensure he is drunk
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It
was a similar situation for Neil, who purchased
4 cans of Fosters
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McCarthy
had a mare though, as the can fizzed up everywhere.
He manages to save it from going everywhere
there, thus taking down half the can in one
go
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The
car is a bit wet, but McCarthy manages to mop
it up with his jumper
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We
have parked near the ground, and leave the remaining
marshmallows on top as a test to see whether
any Reading people would eat them
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Joes
Ice Cream van was doing the rounds, which was
rather odd given the fact it was a cold December
day
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We
head for somewhere to eat, and Neil enjoys his
Fosters on the streets of Reading
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McCarthy
is equally as pikie
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Witham
and Gemma enjoy their pre-match McDonalds
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Neil
admitted to feeling mildly ill after his meal
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Inside
the Madjeski Stadium
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A
fine arena
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Witham
looks forward to what will be an entertaining
game
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McCarthy
is excited about the game ahead
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Gemma
is once again delighted to be in the company
of the Crocs on Tour team
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Neil
proudly helps attach the flag to the back of
the stand
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The
teams come onto the pitch for the match
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Ready
for action
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Brighton
in their huddle
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Reading
are in their huddle
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This
golf cart was a rather novel addition to the
stadium
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Reading
are all over Brighton
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Neil
is not impressed at half time - neither was
McCarthy, after he attempted to relieve himself
via the back door, and was interrupted by Kane
throwing toilet roll over the cubicle
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The
Madjeski at half time
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Tom
and Gemma, complete with a hand from Kane
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Neil
looks rather drunk still
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He
takes this photo of McCarthy upside down
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Steve
Sidwell, ex-Brighton and ginger legend
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We
wondered if Rabbits Vehicle Hire actually did
vehicle hire for rabbits
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The
game continues, and it is clear there will only
be one winner
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Reading
score their 4th, and a lot of Brighton fans
begin to leave - we stay to ensure we can boo
the team off the pitch come the end
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Mark
McGhee and Steve Coppell in their technical
areas
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Reading
are cruising at 5-1 up
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Readings
American keeper whose name it is impossible
to spell had a quiet afternoon
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Luckily
the torture is over, and the leaders have won
5-1
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Colin
Kazim-Richards and Jake Robinson clap the fans
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It
has been a disappointing day to say the least
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Neil
takes the flag down after he had finished booing
the team off
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And
he is soon on the fans phone-in on BBC Southern
Counties, suggesting that Roy Keane and Clive
Woodward be given the managers job
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Still
one cider left to pretend it is McGhee's neck
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This
photo was one taken as we used the flash to
fool motorists overtaking us into thinking they
had been caught by a speedcamera
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We
then decided to blind each other by putting
the flash right in each others eyes
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A
fine end to a disappointing day
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