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The
day kicks off at Gemma's Bournemouth house.
We discuss what sports could be played on this
fine lawn - namely bowls, snooker or even croquet
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Witham
pulls the Bruce in the garden
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McCarthy
question the point of this barbed wire on the
garden fence
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Witham
just before treading mud all through the carpet
in the house
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We
question if Mr Wilkins has started his own electrical
business under this alias for when his inevitable
sacking occurs
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These
trees create an impression of immense scenery
around the stadium
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Despite
the appearance of his burger, Witham enjoyed
it
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McCarthy
and one of the two lubricated penises he would
get through today
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Witham
and Gemma look forward to the evening
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As
does McCarthy
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The
delightful Withdean-eqsue stand
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The
Main Stand
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The
Key Stand
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Michel
Kuipers warms up
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Dean
White bravely continues to warm up the forwards
despite pulling a muscle during the routine
task of laying the ball off
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Has
the Crocs reputation proceeded them, as no-one
was willing to fill these seats until moments
before kick off
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This
man may have had personal hygiene problems as
he was given an entire stand to himself
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The
Albion emerge for the game
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Andrew
Whing prepares for kick off
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Witham
attempts to lick this mans hat
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Monty
Panesars exclusion from England duty in the
recent one day match was explained as he took
up the position of ref for todays game
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Disaster
strikes, as Bas Savage takes one to the family
jewells
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Bas
incredibly large genitalia means that even if
the ball hits him on the knee, there is a strong
chance it will catch his penis
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The
Crocs prepare to offer their services should
Malcolm Stuart decide that the best course of
treatment would be to pleasure the big man
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Bas
finally makes his way off
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This
board indicates the winning numbers for the
half time draw. Seeing as no tickets were purchased,
there was unlikely to be a Crocs winner
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Why
Sam Rents is not playing left back is anyones
guess
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This
man does a fine job during the half time interval
at pitch maintenance
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Neil
Moss' short sleeves empitomise flair fashion
among goalkeepers
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Dean
Cox opens the scoring minutes into the second
half
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He
gives a wave to the fans to celebrate
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Its
soon 2-0, as Bas Savage performs his moonwalk
to celebrate
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This
was made all the stranger by the fact that it
appeared that George O'Callaghan had scored
the goal
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Witham
is happy to see Brighton leading 2-0
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Whereas
McCarthy appears disappointed, as it means at
least another 10 games of Dean Wilkins
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Alex
Revell chases a ball out of play
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Not
even Southampton hero Paul Telfer could prevent
Bournemouth from slipping to defeat
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The
Albion send in a corner, pushing for a third
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The
game approaches its conclusion, as we decided
to leave with a few minutes remaining in order
to avoid the 45-minute long queues that tend
to build when leaving
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And
it proves to be a good decision, as we are able
to exit The Fitness First Stadium without queuing
following a surprisingly good evening
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