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Mode
of Transport:
Following returns to University, Witham made the
journey along the M27 from Portsmouth in the Witham
Mobile, while McCarthy used his new Mac Mobile
to take the more scenic route through the Wiltshire
countryside from Cheltenham. |
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Team:
Mr Wilkins went with a 4-4-2 line up of: Kuipers,
Whing, Butters, Elphick, Richards; Savage, Hammond,
O'Callaghan, Cox; Forster, Revell. |
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Kit:
Bournemouth wore their famous home colors of red
and black striped jerseys, black shorts and sockings.
Brighton wore their all white uniforms, while
Michel Kuipers went for the delightful charcoal
grey and black goalkeepers number. |
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Dean
Wilkins Attire:
Mr Wilkins made an appearance in the dugout in
the second half, and appeared to be wearing a
suit, although his top half was masked by a trench
coat. |
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Weather:
Light drizzle and a fresh evening on the Dorset
coast. |
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Stadium
Rating:
Three equally designed stands are completed by
a fourth temporary Withdean effort behind the
goal, and as has been the case in recent years,
this remained unused. 7/10 |
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Food
Rating:
McCarthy found his lubricated penis to be of a
decent standard, despite problems with the ketchup
dispenser. Despite looking as though it had been
uncooked, Witham found his burger to be equally
pleasing. 8/10 |
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Entertainment:
A half time cross bar challenge enabled us a small
amount of entertainment, although disapointingly
the cheerleaders supplied on our visit two years
ago were not present. 5/10 |
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Friendliness
of Locals:
After previous experiences, which included McCarthy
being robbed in the town center, we were not shocked
when Gemma revealed that her road was infested
by pikies and a prostitution ring. Luckily, we
encountered none of these locals. |
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Standard
of Local Females:
Several fine specimens on offer inside the ground.
7/10 |
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Steward
Rating:
As relaxed as we are likely
to encounter this season, allowing the fans to
just watch the game and enjoy. 9/10 |
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Flag
Attention:
Our late arrival ensured any prime flag spots
were taken. However, Gemma proved a superior flag
bearer to Potter, and thus must be congratulated. |
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Match
Report:
A dire first half saw Brighton booed off after
creating very little against their bottom of the
table hosts. Despite running the game, Darren
Anderton could not find a breakthrough for his
Bournemouth side, and within a minute of the restart,
Dean Cox gave the visitors the lead. A far better
second half saw George O'Callaghan wrap up the
three points following a goal mouth scramble,
which strangely lead to Bas Savage celebrating. |
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Thought
of the Day:
If a Jewish man decides to rescind his faith,
is it possible to have a foreskin replacement
operation? |
