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Mode
of Transport:
Tom Witham lead the trek to Yorkshire in the Witham
Mobile, after meeting McCarthy in Oxford. |
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Team:
Mr Wilkins went with a 4-4-2 line up of: Kuipers,
Whing, El-Abd, Lynch, Richards; Martot, Hammond,
Fraser, Cox; Savage, Forster. |
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Kit:
Doncaster wore their home kit of red and white
hooped jerseys, black shorts and black stockings.
The Albion went for their third choice kit consisting
of an all yellow uniform. Michel Kuipers went
for a charcoal grey goalkeepers shirt, coupled
delightfully with black shorts and black stockings. |
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Dean
Wilkins Attire:
Mr Wilkins chose to wear a suit coupled with his
trench coat. Special note must go to opposing
manager Sean O'Driscoll for combining brown suit
trousers with a training jumper in one of the
most fashionable hybrid managers uniforms seen
in recent years. |
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Weather:
Light drizzle blighted the journey, but it was
a clear, if not something fresh evening in Doncaster. |
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Stadium
Rating:
The Keepmoat Stadium has followed the basic principle
of the 'Southampton-Derby-Leicester' new ground
look, being fully enclosed on all sides. However,
the smaller size of the stadium and the delightfully
positioned floodlights on the roof add some character
to it, and set it apart from the ones listed above.
8/10 |
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Food
Rating:
The burgers were slightly moist, but this did
not prevent Jones dominating two. McCarthy was
happy with the standard of his lubricated penis,
although the bread was slightly stale. Haribo
and Ribenna inside the ground was an added bonus.
6/10 |
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Entertainment:
Superb. Scantily clad cheerleaders with delightful
legs were on offer both before the game and at
half time. Surpassed Gullys Girls by some distance
unfortunately. 9/10 |
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Friendliness
of Locals:
As we found last year, Doncaster fans are particularly
friendly, as those we spoke to enquired about
our new ground and other issues surrounding the
club. 8/10 |
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Standard
of Local Females:
Yorkshire has long been established by the Crocs
as a breeding ground of some of the finest women
in the country, and once again we were delighted
with the specimens on offer, including one very
hot programme seller. 8/10 |
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Steward
Rating:
Very friendly, especially in
their assistance with our erection. 8/10 |
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Flag
Attention:
The flag was positioned over a set of disused
seats that provided segregation between home and
away fans. Unfortunately, we managed to tie it
at an angle so that it faced away from the pitch,
but the stewards were fond of the pink seagull.
5/10 |
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Match
Report:
A cold night in Yorkshire saw Brighton and Doncaster
cancel each other out to produce a 0-0 bore draw
in their first meeting at the Keepmoat Stadium.
Doncasters nice passing game proved ineffective,
while the visitors hit and hope tactics didn't
threaten Doncaster much either. The best chance
fell to Joel Lynch, who saw his header well saved
by Neil Sullivan |
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Thought
of the Day:
If you met an attractive black girl who you wanted
to sleep with, but wished to make her white beforehand,
what would be the best substance out of talcum
powder, tippex or emoltion? |
