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Mode
of Transport:
Tom Witham lead the contingent this week, as his
new Witham Mobile was deployed for the first time
on Crocs duty to enter the Garden of England. |
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Team:
Mr Wilkins went with a 4-4-2 line up of: Kuipers,
Whing, Butters, Elphick, El-Abd; Martot, Hammond,
O'Callaghan, Cox; Forster, Savage |
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Kit:
Gillingham appeared in their home colors of all
blue uniforms with white trim. Brighton chose
there away shirts, comprising of all white with
white shorts and stockings. |
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Dean
Wilkins Attire:
Mr Wilkins continued his bizarre policy of spending
the entire game in the directors box, which meant
we were unable to glimpse his attire. |
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Weather:
A pleasantly warm day in Kent. |
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Stadium
Rating:
Having paid for half of the stadium through two
years rent, we were mildly disappointed with the
outcome. Two big stands are joined by one smaller
on the side, while the Withdean-esque Brian Moore
Stand still dominates behind one goal. The bizarre
and unnecessary use of floodlight pylons on a
roof is a positive however. |
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Food
Rating:
Once again, the hotdogs lived up to standard by
being of the lubricated penis. The kebab shop
outside offered similarly pleasing cuisine as
well. 7/10 |
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Entertainment:
None on offer. |
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Friendliness
of Locals:
Not so much friendly, as looking to cut a bargain.
Countless washing machines were on offer in gardens,
which is a nice touch despite the impracticality
of transporting them back to finest Sussex. 7/10 |
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Standard
of Local Females:
A few particularly attractive women were spotted
on route to the game, but being Gillingham pikies
they were probably riddled with more diseases
than your average household rat. 8/10 |
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Steward
Rating:
Completely over the top, as
is usually the case in Gillingham. 3/10 |
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Flag
Attention:
A lack of available positioning meant the flag
was not used. |
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Match
Report:
Chasing a hat-trick of wins, the Albion were back
to their woeful best as they managed only one
shot on goal during 90 minutes against a dire
Gillingham team. Bizarre team selections that
lead to a return to the boring, negative football
of last season allowed Delroy Facey to get the
only goal and a match that proved to be a total
waste of time, effort and money. |
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Thought
of the Day:
Was Claire Potter, currently holidaying in Portugal,
responsible for the disappearance of Madeline
McCann? |
