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Mode
of Transport:
Tom Witham led todays outing, as the Witham Mobile
was the mode of transport to enter the deep North
of Yorkshire. |
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Team:
Mr Wilkins chose to name a 4-4-2 line up consisting
of: Kuipers, Whing, Elphick, Lynch, Mayo; Cox,
El-Abd, Thomson, Westlake; Murray, Forster. |
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Kit:
Huddersfield were in their home uniforms of blue
and white stripes, white shorts and rather excitingly,
flair socks consisting of blue and white hoops.
The Seagulls were in their away uniforms of all
yellow, while Michel Kuipers chose a stunning
ruby and gold jersey, coupled with navy shorts
and socks |
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Dean
Wilkins Attire:
Mr Wilkins appeared in a tracksuit, alongside
his regulation trench coat and excitingly, his
famous white dancing shoes |
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Weather:
A breezy evening in Huddersfield ensured it was
a little fresh, but thankfully it was not moist.
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Stadium
Rating:
The Galpharm is delightful. Two two tiered stands
are complimented by two single tiered stands,
with the roofs being shaped like a semi-erect
penis or banana, and joining at the floodlight
area. Unfortunately, the lack of crowd was disappointing
for such a grand arena. 9/10 |
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Food
Rating:
Shockingly, the stadium had no lubricated penis
on offer. Indeed, the only food we saw available
were pies, an item which Ali Jenkins ended up
eating with his fingers instead of a fork, that
may have denoted how cold they were. 1/10 |
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Entertainment:
The only entertainment on offer was that of a
huge dog, which we can only presume to be a terrier.
Disapointingly, he did no sort of acrobatics,
attempted intercourse with peoples legs or mauling
of random spectators. 2/10 |
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Friendliness
of Locals:
The few we spoke to in the pub were extremely
friendly with their broad Yorkshire accents, and
if possible seemed even more negative towards
their own team than the Crocs are towards the
Albion. 8/10 |
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Standard
of Local Females:
A number of attractive females in the area, as
we have come to expect on our many trips to Yorkshire
over the years. 6/10 |
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Steward
Rating:
Extremely helpful. Directed
us towards ticketing booths in order to enter
the ground, and then were more than happy to allow
us to gain an erection of the flag in the ground.
8/10 |
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Flag
Attention:
The flag was placed over the seats at the front
of the Galpharm Stadium, along with several others
to create a wall of intimidation. 7/10 |
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Match
Report:
Brighton blew the chance to move into the play-off
zone for the first time in 2008 as they went down
2-1 to a resolute Huddersfield side. The Terriers
opened the scoring when their left back was allowed
to ghost through the Albion side in a disappointing
first half. A Nicky Forster penalty gave the visitors
hope in the second half, but Huddersfield grabbed
a winner in the last 15 minutes after a dubious
penalty was awarded to give the home side the
three points. |
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Thought
of the Day:
In slow moving traffic, and Andy Rumble decided
to wind down his window and shout "You fucking
wanker" at a bloke perched on the back of
a lorry. Luckily, we managed to escape before
he could cause any serious damage to the Crocs
Love Wagon or its occupants. |
