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This
police car was pulled up in roadworks. We wondered
why
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Perhaps
this green container was where Maddie had been
hiding
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Rumble
chuckles at the thought - perhaps because he
has her
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Jenkins
complete with beer and man magazine on his Crocs
on Tour debut
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And
a very stylish hat as well
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Witham
was wearing McCarthy's hi-visibility vest
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Potter
looking like a typical flid
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The
Dartford Tunnel is entered
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The
passengers are soon demanding a urine break
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And
there really is no subtlety about it
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A
healthy lunch for once is taken, with Rumble
having a baguette
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Jenkins
is on a packet of Hula Hoops (brown)
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Fanta
is also there to dilute the beer being taken
in
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Rumble
was pissing like a greyhound, as we pull over
in deepest darkest Essex to allow for another
piss break
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The
Fish House is one of Southends most profitable
businesses
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The
streets were typically-Essex and filled with
furniture
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As
well as random drunkards urinating
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We
finally arrive at Roots Hall
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The
main stand
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The
double decker offering that housed home fans
behind the goal
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The
opposite side
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Potter,
who for some reason was wearing his incredibly
gay scarf in April
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Witham
once again attempts to hide from the camera
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But
is soon inspired to appear once McCarthy pops
his head over
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Despite
what this picture would suggest, Witham was
not eating the remains of a small child
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McCarthy
looks forward to the game
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This
mascot could only be described as a Ku Klux
Klan member
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This
steward was stewarding effectively, even taking
fashion advice off of Witham
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Michel
Kuipers prepares for the game
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Withams
hair adds an interesting effect to this photo
depicting Brighton being 1-0 down
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The
main stand is looking forward to what is appearing
to be an easy three points
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Kuipers
orders the troops
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This
speaker was hit by a wayward shot, and as such
was dangling precariously over the fans below
it
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Half
time and it is 2-0 Southend
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Roots
Hall knows that the three points are secure
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Jenkins
pie is supplied with a plate
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The
delightfully Essex-esque cheerleaders on offer
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Daryl
Flahavan in all green - a sight for sore eyes
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The
Albion attack with a corner
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This
tv gantry was paying homage to todays celebrity
guest in McCarthy with a banner reading "Mac"
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Southend
go looking for a third
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Dean
Cox is injured after a rare attack
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The
exciting thing about Roots Hall is the front
row is below pitch level
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We
prepare to leave early to avoid the traffic
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Not
that it makes much difference, as McCarthy finally
gets home to Cheltenham at 2.36am, after 14
hours
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And
498 miles completed
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