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Potters
attempts to remove his jumper while wearing
a seat belt were quite frankly ridiculous
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The
famous M25 house comes into view
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Princess
Eugenie looking particularly good in The Sun
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The
scene that could be Rumble's sofa in 10 years
time if McCarthy continues to sleep naked on
it
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The
Dartford Tunnel is entered, along with the traditional
"hold your breath" game
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McCarthy
disappointed all with his decision to enjoy
some Bacardi Breezer
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Joy
really does turn to confussion, as Potter and
Jenny inspect the damage after an almighty bang
on the motorway
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As
can be seen, the back suspension where Potter
was sitting has given way, no doubt under his
weight
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McCarthy
investigates the underneath, and his expert
analysis was "I think it's fucked"
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Luckily,
we had pulled over in a pub car park in a small
village called Hatfield Pereval
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Potter
can't believe the damage he has caused to the
vehicle
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In
order to drown our sorrows, shots are purchased.
At midday
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Rumble
takes the somewhat strange decision to pour
a shot of sambuca into a pint of Strongbow
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This
is not Russell Slade, but the taxi driver who
ferried us the 30 miles or so to the stadium
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We
are close to the stadium, as these loyal locals
show
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Rumble
and Jenny head towards the away end
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The
main stand of the Westons Homes Stadium
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The
stand behind the goal
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This
stand was where the main hardcore element of
Colchester fans appeared to gather
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Dean
Hammond appears on the big screen
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A
collection of Slades were stewarding
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This
man had a simply stunning ponytail
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The
Colchester mascot takes a seat in the stand
for this encounter
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Dean
Hammond is obviously not happy about something
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Potter
is soon angered after Rumble's attempts to lob
an unfinished bottle of half time beer into
the bin result in him getting soaked
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Dean
White and Mr Potato Head inspiring confidence
from the technical area
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Dean
Gerken has a particularly fine rear
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Its
a free-kick to the Albion
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And
the players are soon celebrating after Lloyd
Owusu heads it home to make it 1-0
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Brighton
continue to attack with a corner
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Colchester
do a pretty poor job of testing the visitors
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Dean
Cox and Gary Dicker celebrate an important three
points
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Mr
Slade looks delighted with the days work
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Rumble
is confronted by a steward threatening to get
a policeman to fine him after the least subtle
piece of street urination ever - right at the
front of the bus queue
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Him
and Potter are at it again as we await our train
home
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Asda
is visited for some food and drink for the journey,
and Rumble can't resist getting into a childs
ride
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A
beautiful cheese plate and loaf of granary bread
is purchased
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McCarthy
rounds the day off in fine style with this sophisticated
meal on the journey back home
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