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Oli
Wright settles down for a lunchtime curry in
The Burrell, Haywards Heath
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McCarthy
munches on his popadom
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Potter
is soon blue toothed a picture of a girl in
her underwear by Jenkins, and puts the zoom
function on his phone to good effect
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Jenkins
was having all manner of zip related issues
with his coat
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The
crates of beer are safely stored on the Haywards
Heath station toilets sink as pre-train urination
takes place
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Things
have gone rapidly downhill since Potter began
his years work placement with the NHS
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Rumble
was soon making friends with this small child
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He
went onto ask this young girl if she had a rubber,
although this was due to the fact that the boy
had drawn on his back in pencil
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The
young boy puts his pencil to good use to decimate
Micky Adams face
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All
the sausage rolls are gone, and Jenkins is evidently
not happy with the vegetarian cheese and onion
option
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A
synchronized playing of James Morrison and Broken
Strings ensured maximum volume for the carriage
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Jenkins
and McCarthy are in on the act
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The
alcohol is successfully finished as Luton approaches
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This
is the doorway into which Kane was famously
sick on our Christmas 2005 visit to Luton
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Potter
outside the Burger King in which he failed to
order a Whopper from once
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These
temporary toilets for builders were handy when
you have a bladder like Rumble
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The
police's only comment on the situation was that
"he could have at least shut the door." This
was bizarre given the amount of toilet roll
Rumble was throwing out of the portaloo
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Job
done
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The
White House is our pub of choice in Luton
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Despite
the fact that it was designated home fans only
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Rumble
covers up his face so as to not be recognised
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Wright
and McCarthy enjoy the scenery
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Potter
is unhappy as there is no available chair
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Rumble
is soon making his moves on these local Luton
ladies
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Potter
is double parked, and celebrates with a somewhat
retarded look
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Martin
Wright, now a resident of Luton, soon arrives
to enjoy a pint
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Another
excellent example of street urination
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The
executive box stand
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The
stand behind the goal
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The
excellent mish mash of a main stand
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McCarthy
looks forward to the game ahead
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The
teams line up to shake hands with each other
prior to kick off
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Wetherspoons
Man was once again present, and this time next
to McCarthy
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The
team go into the pre-game huddle
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Kuipers
was back in goal for the Albion
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Luton
take an early lead
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Its
1-1 at half time, as McCarthy pulls the Bruce
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The
face of a delighted Chris Clayton appears over
the masses
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This
banner was in reference to Luton's somewhat
ludicrous 30 points deduction
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The
game heads towards its end
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1-1
is the full time score
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The
Luton team gather ahead of the penalty shoot
out
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The
penalties are about to begin
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Both
teams huddle, as Luton go onto take the victory
in the shoot out
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The
Luton fans celebrate with an old school pitch
invasion
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And
soon make their way over to confront the Brighton
support
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The
train journey home is complimented by these
Polish beers, courtersy of a visit to Martin's
flat before leaving
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Wright
takes up a position in the money collecting
position of the toilets at St Pancras International
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The
day ends with rebellion, and a blatant breaking
of Boris Johnson's no alcohol on public transport
law
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