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A
late night lock session in The Weald coupled
with the following of an Iceland worker means
McCarthy misses the planned train, and we leave
Haywards Heath half an hour later than planned
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Jenkins
has an 8 pack of Strongbow, while McCarthy will
be consuming 4 litres of Bulmers
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Not
even the Crocs can escape the credit crunch,
as these cheap sausage rolls show
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McCarthy
and Jenkins don't look particularly pleased
at the purchase
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Potter
has a pack of tissues with him
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Rumble
was sure to cause all kinds of controversy by
selecting an AFC Wimbledon shirt to wear to
the game
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Pepper
is put to good use in a pub around Clapham Junction
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McCarthy
denotes we are in first class from Clapham to
Milton Keynes
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Clayton
studies the form long and hard before placing
his Grand National bets
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It
will soon be legal to rape your wife in Afghanistan
according to this report
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Jenkins
reads a newspaper that has bizarrely been torn
up
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Wembley
Stadium comes into view, a stadium where Brighton
could have been playing the following day were
it not for Micky Adams ineptitude in getting
the team eliminated in the Johnstone Paint Trophy
Southern Final
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Jenkins
denotes he has finished his cans with the traditional
box on head position
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Tring
is a wonderfully named station
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Leighton
Buzzard is even better
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Potter
mixes blue and yellow Powerade together to make
this green concoction
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Upton
was wearing a cracking pear of shorts
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And
this soon encourage Clayton, McCarthy and Jenkins
to roll up there jeans and socks in true German
style
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The
circus entertainment outside soon saw Rumble
trying his hand at plate spinning
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McCarthy
attempts to walk on these weird string devices
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Upton
uses a funny shaped item on a string
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Potter
performs some juggling with a set of bean bags
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The
ticket office bizarrely accepted payment from
Rumble in the form of a £5 note that had been
ripped in two
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No
traditional turnstiles here, but these delightful
barcode scanners
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McCarthy
finally gets to meet one of his radio heroes
in the form of Bright 106.4 DJ Nick Osborne
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Potter
and Jenkins share a pre-game beer
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The
main stand of stadium mk
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The
stand behind the goal, complete with unfinished
upper tier
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The
family fun day ensured the stadium was rather
full
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It
was so hot that Jenkins felt the need to sicken
his fellow Brighton supporters with the removal
of his shirt
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These
sprinklers were reminiscent of Rumble taking
a piss
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The
cheerleaders were particularly fine
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Upton
and McCarthy certainly seem to be enjoying them
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Could
McCann homes be responsible for the disappearance
of Madeline?
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The
teams enter the arena
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Despite
the heat, Roberto Di Matteo was sporting a dashing
sweatshirt
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Russell
looked equally good with his baseball cap preventing
a potential boiled egg situation arising
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The
Albion defend a corner
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The
half time entertainment included a mascot race
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McCarthy
soon gives up on the football, preferring to
listen to the Grand National
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Game
over, and Upton poses with a reward poster
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Our
pub destination was next to a canal, which meant
fun with a lock gate was soon occuring
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Jenkins
maneuvers the device into position
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Our
efforts in helping this canal boat pass safely
were thanked by those concerned
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Rumble
takes part in a classic piece of street urination
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McCarthy
is soon the recipient of a pair of goggles and
a paint brush as we wait for a train home
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Mendoza
gets involved with the newly acquired items
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A
four-long Strongbow tower is used to successfully
drink from an open can
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Rumble
takes the decision to scale a Gatwick Airport
sign as we change trains at the airport
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The
items acquired over the course of the day total
the goggles, paintbrush and three beanbags and
a tin of sardines
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