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Mode
of Transport:
A bargain 4 for £20 ticket was purchased,
allowing the Croc contingent to make the journey
for only £5 each. |
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Team:
Mr Potato Head named a 4-4-2 line-up consisting
of: Kuipers, Whing, Heath, Virgo, El-Abd; Loft,
Fraser, Dicker, Cox; Davies, Owusu. |
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Kit:
McDons wore their home uniforms consisting of
all white, while the visitors went for their alternative
kit of all sky blue. Michel Kuipers appeared in
a black goalkeepers jersey coupled with sky blue
and white trim, alongside black shorts and stockings. |
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Russell
Slade's Attire:
Mr Slade went for his traditional training look
incorporating standard issue training jumper and
trousers, rounded off nicely with a baseball cap
to prevent his head for obtaining sunburn. |
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Weather:
Extremely hot. |
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Stadium
Rating:
Stadium MK is built by the same people who are
currently constructing the new Falmer stadium
and it is a fine arena. Consisting of a bowl,
the upper tier currently remains unseated and
thus unoccupied, and one can only imagine how
it will improve once totally finished. |
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Food
Rating:
Hotdogs were of the lubricated penis variety and
were extremely delightful. 7/10 |
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Entertainment:
Unbelievable. Circus style attractions were available
outside for fans to partake in, including plate
spinning, while once inside cheerleaders, a mascot
race and guitar hero was all on offer for enjoyment.
10/10 |
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Friendliness
of Locals:
The majority of MK fans inherited their team when
Wimbledon were moved to the city, and as such
are extremely friendly due to their being no traditional
trouble elements that other clubs have. 8/10 |
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Standard
of Local Females:
A number of fit women were spotted in and around
the city, including refreshingly some at the stadium.
7/10 |
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Steward
Rating:
Allowed fans to stand, were
extremely helpful, and even allowed Rumble to
pay for entry with a £5 note that had been
ripped into two pieces. 8/10 |
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Flag
Attention:
The new Crocs Welsh flag was not taken to todays
game. |
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Match
Report:
Another disjointed Albion performance saw them
go down 2-0 to Milton Keynes Dons. Glaring misses
from both Lloyd Owusu and Craig Davies did not
nothing to help the mood among the traveling faithful,
who turned on the team at the end with chants
of "what a waste of money" as the Seagulls
look like slipping out of League One without so
much as a fight. |
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Thought
of the Day:
Rumble wound down the window of the taxi to enquire
as to how much a woman had paid for her baby,
which thankfully was taken in good spirits. |
