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McCarthy
makes a grave error with the purchasing of a
crate of 8 Strongbow, as he is no longer able
to drink them once in London due to Boris Johnson
new rules
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Potter
is soon dishing out the sausage rolls
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McCarthy
and Kane gleefully except over half for themselves
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McCarthy
comes up with a cunning plan to avoid wasting
cider, as he pours it into an empty Sprite bottle
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It
was a plan that worked to great effect on the
tube
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This
bucket was hanging in mid air from a crane,
and could have been quite dangerous
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Joy
once again turns to confussion, as Witham and
Potter are unable to identify which platform
we need to be on at Stratford, and as such we
miss our train
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Kane
comes up with another novel drinking solution
in London, hiding a can of Strongbow down the
sleeve of his jumper
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Witham
is happy to see this incredibly flair former
Southend home shirt on the wall of our first
pub
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New
trip to Southend should be taken in without
a trip to the beach
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Once
the Crocs realised the full length of Southend
pier, the original plan to walk it was thrown
out of the window
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Witham
could not understand why people eat seaweed
after nibbling on a raw, straight out of the
seas piece
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The
arcade soon affords the chance to test fitness
levels and co-ordination on a dance machine
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Wetherspoons
is soon reached
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McCarthy
was back on the traditional 7.5% cider, which
would prove an error with 20 minute per pint
drinking rules initiated
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McCarthy
and Kane show off the legends that adorn the
back of the shirts
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John
Boy was soon found in the pub in the close vicinity
to the stadium
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This
man was a Rotherham fan who was attending Southend
to tick another ground off of his 92
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Witham
and Kane are soon getting emotional in the pub
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A
fellow Brighton fan raises his glass
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McCarthy
and Kane continue to devour the Strongbow
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Oaf
is soon spotted on the way to a pub. We could
only hope he wouldn't fall over any seats or
mistakenly end up in the home end
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The
Claytons and Uptons are soon discovered inside
the Root
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Tommy
Fraser warms up
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McCarthy
meets this friendly steward
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The
Ku Klux Klan mascot of Southend may have been
bordering as slightly racist
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Kick
off is eagerly anticipated
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Upton
and McCarthy are soon sharing the love
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Rumble
glides into his seat within the stand
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The
main stand of the Root
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This
double decker stand was not just continental,
but also flair
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Michel
Kuipers was looking dashing in his red goalkeepers
uniform
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This
man takes an early lead in the headwear of the
season award thanks to this authentic French
beret
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Michel
flies through the air like a phoenix to claim
a ball into the box
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The
restaurant of Roots Hall was looking as amazing
as ever
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Of
course, the customary plates were on offer to
ensure the customers get total enjoyment from
their food experience
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Kane
and McCarthy devour their lubricated penis
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Potter
looks shocked to be caught on camera
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The
second half continues with neither side able
to make a breakthrough
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Monty
Panesar soon decided to dismiss a Southend player,
possibly for driving a Vauxhall Corsa with fluffy
dice
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Its
soon 1-0 and McCarthy and Witham are celebrating
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The
rumors started by the Crocs at Yeovil back in
2006 continue to fly around whenever Stuart
Mildenhall plays against the Albion, with a
chorus of "Mildenhall is a rapist" being heard
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The
Albion look to hold onto their lead
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Ex-Brighton
legend Dan Harding was doing a fine job at left
back for Southend
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The
team applaud the fans at the end of a fine performance
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The
2-0 victory sends the Seagulls to the top of
League One
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Unlike
Kane and McCarthy earlier in the day, Rumble
makes absolutely no effort to disguise the fact
he is breaking Boris' no drinking rule
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With
45 minutes to kill before the train home from
Victoria, we decide to visit Wetherspoons, where
naturally Wetherspoons man was enjoying a pint
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Potter
was soon causing problems by smashing glasses
for no apparent reason
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Rumble
decides to end the evening by placing his half
drunken pint on the roof of this coffee shop,
begging the question what was he trying to achieve?
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