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Two
crates of beer and a croissant was an ideal
way to begin the day at 6.40am at Haywards
Heath Station
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Rumble
had bought along his mascot, baby Potter
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Smirnoff
Ice is the girly drink to start with
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Rumble
uses this shut off tube line and the mirror it
provides to put in his contact lenses
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The
baby is soon being cut with a knift
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It
was a long journey, so what better way to make
it pass than by playing serial killer top
trumps?
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Dr
Harold Shipman was a dead cert if victims came
up against you
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Potters
claims that the Lake District isn't as good as
the South Downs was instantly rubbished
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The
baby is placed in the document rack for the
journey from Euston to Carlisle
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A
beer tower is begun
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"Which
one of you broke the toilet" is instantly
asked by Potter after his visit to the urinal.
McCarthy was the culprit as it was unable to
take his weight
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Potter
prepares to launch the baby at Jenkins as we
arrive in Carlisle
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The
crate of Strongbow is still not completed as we
head to the first pub
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Rumble
takes advantage of this fact by asking for a
pint of water, pouring it on the floor and
filling his glass up with a can
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The
baby enjoys a pint
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The
baby is in the Strongbow box for storage
reasons, as Jenkins produces a wonderful
sneezing face
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The
Cumbria Constabulary headquarters is a run down
shop
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Some
traditional Scottish dress was on offer from
this band
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The
baby attempts to pull a pint of Fosters
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The
baby sits on the bar, breaking all licensing
rules
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McCarthy
and Jenkins celebrate their last pint before
heading to the game
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Despite
McCarthy and Jenkins having their details taken
by the police for Rumble launching a baby into
the earlier bands performance, we make it to
Brunton Park
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Jenkins
kisses the foot of this statue
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Joy
turns to confussion, as it turns out that
McCarthy has bought the Hamsters flag by mistake
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Jenkins
does not seem overly bothered about this fact
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It's
hard to ignore the fact that the Hamsters flag
does look out of place
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The
Albion faithful look forward to the game
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The
teams emerge for action
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Brunton
Park remains the home of some of the best
floodlights in the country
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Michel
Kuipers was looking stunning in his white number
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The
Albion defend in the second period
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Witham
celebrates as Nicky Forster grabs an unlikely
second
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Arron
Davies prepares to whip one into the box
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The
Albion players await another delivery
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The
Seagulls manage to hold onto the 2-0 victory
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The
players celebrate this fact
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Finally,
a trip to Carlisle has proved worthwhile
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The
baby is now placed into a cannon
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Fish
and chips and pizza are the food of choice for
the journey home, as well as watching Live Aid
on a portable DVD player courtersy of the man
McCarthy was sat next to
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The
baby is soon being thrown around the train, with
the result being that it blocks a door
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Unfortunately,
this results in the babies head coming off
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Joy
turns to confussion, as our train hits a body
meaning we are grounded just south of Milton
Keynes. Everyone bundles out for some air
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We
don't appear to be going anywhere fast
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Police
and ambulances turn up to survey the scene
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Simon
appears to be the only person who is happy to
have ended up grounded at Leighton Buzzard
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We
eventually get moving again, and McCarthy
locates John Boy and his crew. Here is
Martindale Junior with an impressive beer tower
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McCarthy
manages to infiltrate some sort of controllers
cabin
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The
baby is soon busted out on the tube
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This
particular pose caused great amusement for
fellow passengers
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The
day ends as we meet people coming home from the
Last Night of the Proms on the train, as Rumble
acquires this flag from a prom-goer
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