McCarthy encounters some of the best things you can ever hope to see on the road - chevrons

Unfortunately, Alan Partridge was not on BBC Norfolk

Rumbles superb blaggery of setting up a work meeting in Norwich due to being out of work holiday time meant he was attending in a suit

Baby Potts safely arrives in the pub

Baby P is delighted with the purchase of a vegetarian burger

Newcastle Brown Ale

Baby P enjoys a bottle of Magners

Baby P is not disabled, and thus can not enter the disabled supports only section

Its a third ground of the season for the baby

Baby P gives the wanker sign to the inbred Norwich fans

Here we see Carrow Road

The main stand of Carrow Road

Joy turns to confussion, as Upton is banished away to his allocated seat by this steward

Christ knows what this was, or why it was in yellow and blue

Graeme Smith was sporting white boots, which instantly makes him flair

Unfortunately, this was a security camera and not a tribute to ex-Canary superstat Darren Huckerby's genitalia

The Albion attack with a corner - unsuprisingly, it didn't beat the first man

A mass brawl takes place

Smith enjoys a rest as his team mates re-enact a WWE Royal Rumble

Rumble had bought his own food into the ground - here he enjoys a banana

Before moving onto an apple

Baby P is very healthy in his choice of food

The halftime scoreboard denotes things aren't going well for the Albion

Jenkins enjoys a lubricated penis

We cover Baby Potts' eyes as making him watch this would be akin to child cruelty

I am not even going to bother adding a caption for this

The Norwich and Peterborough stand was rocking as Norwich eased to a 4-1 win

Baby P is charged with taking the wheel as custody swaps from Jenkins to McCarthy

Strapped in safely for the journey back to Cheltenham

McCarthy arrives back at his home in Danny Granville Street at 1.39am - just short of four hours after departing Norwich

The 4-1 defeat was a disappointing return for just shy of 400 miles worth of journey