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"A
quiet few" in Burgess Hill on Saturday
night results in Kane being horrendously sick
in McCarthy's neighbours garden
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This
vegetarian sausage supplied with a Wetherspoons
breakfast does resemble the sort of thing
somebody produces with their bottom
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Baby
Potts was back on Crocs on Tour duty
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Potter
had found two ludicrous hats. Unfortunately, the
one modeled by Newington would be missing before
we even arrive in Southampton
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Cutting
does not look impressed with Newington bringing
a bottle of red WKD for the train journey
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Baby
Potts soon becomes jammed in the train door
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Potter
looking like a total mug with the hat on
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Baby
P broke all licensing laws by consuming a Jack
Daniels and Coke
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Rumble,
Jenkins and Cutting relax in a Southampton pub
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McCarthy
and Kane had both taken the "priority seat
for disabled" sticker from the train and
were wearing them as badges
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This
shed lock was best described as not very
effective
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Baby
Potts sits on the Kronenbourg tap
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Newington
stores him in his hood
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Cutting
gives a nuturing tap to the babies head
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We
stand outside the pub waiting for taxi's
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Kane
begins devouring a bottle of Smirnoff Ice
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Baby
Potts is smuggled into another football ground,
this time under the hat of McCarthy
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Baby
Potts inside St Mary's
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The
main stand of the stadium
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Despite
the empty seats, the stadium contained over
22,000 people
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The
side from which the Sky cameras would be
producing their photos
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The
teams line up ahead of kick off
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Gus
Poyet was looking delightful in his Mark
McGhee-esque suit
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The
players line up for a minutes silence in memory
of all Saints fans who have died in the last
year
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The
minutes silence is respected impeccably except
for what can only be described as an internal
goat noise made by Rumble
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The
Albion go 2-0 up and the celebrations see Kane
end up on the floor
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McCarthy
celebrates the goal with Baby P
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The
big screen offers a sight that before kick off
seemed incredibly unlikely
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The
referee awards a penalty against Andrew Whing
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Rickie
Lambert slots the penalty home to make it 2-1
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The
second half kicks off
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Kelvin
Davis was looking particularly good between the
sticks for Southampton
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Dean
Cox is replaced with Gary Hart
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Dan
Harding got a less than flattering reception
from the Albion support
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No,
this is not some sort of photoshop trickery,
Gustavo is making a double substitution
defending a 2-1 lead
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It
only bloody works, as captain Crofts nets
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The
Albion lead 3-1 with a mere four minutes of
normal time to be played
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Baby
Potts celebrates as the Seagulls head towards
victory
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The
Seagulls have one final attack with a corner
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The
stewards line up at the front in order to
prevent a possible pitch invasion
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The
Seagulls players celebrate the 3-1 win that
keepts them out of the drop zone
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This
Saints fan was so distraught he just couldn't
bring himself to go home
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Another
cannon from which to photograph Baby P with
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Kane
had managed to acquire some plastic flowers from
the Upper Crust at Southampton station
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McCarthy
places one of the flowers in his ear
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Kane
and Jenkins get in on the floral decoration
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Cutting
was soon asleep which naturally resulted in
attempts to wake him up involving the fake
flowers
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We
give Baby Potts a priority sticker
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The
news filters through that Jedward have survived
another week on X Factor, which results in mass
celebrations culminating in an entire can of
Strongbow going flying over McCarthy's leg
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Newington
enjoys the journey home in the worlds first
triple disabled priority seat as created by the
Crocs
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