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Mode
of Transport:
The train was taken from Sussex via Marleybone
to High Wycombe at a ludicrous departure time of
8.01am, with arrival in Buckinghamshire at
10.20am |
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Team:
Gus picked a 4-4-2 line up consisting of:
Brezovan, Hoyte, Elphick, El Abd, McNulty;
Bennett, Navaro, Dicker, Cox; Murray, Forster |
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Kit:
Wycombe lined up in their home uniforms
consisting of light blue and dark blue quarters,
dark blue shorts and dark blue and light blue
socks. The Albion appeared in red and black
striped shirts, red shorts and red socks. Pete
Brezovan went for the white goalkeepers jersey
with black shorts and socks |
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Gus
Poyet's Attire:
Gustavo returned a touch of style to the dugout
with the suit that he wore on his debut as
manager, coupled with a tracksuit jacket to ward
off the cold English weather |
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Weather:
Snow and ice covered the ground of Wycombe on a
cold and clear day |
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Stadium
Rating:
Adams Park is shared with rugby union giants
London Wasps. A small main stand that is raised
above pitch level lines one side of the pitch,
with a large, two tiered effort opposite. Away
fans are housed behind one goal in a decent
sized seated stand, while behind the other goal
is a small covered terrace. 7/10 |
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Food
Rating:
McCarthy is now no longer a vegetarian, and
celebrated with a large lubricated penis that
was described as satisfactory. Mendoza however
purchased a scorching pie, which he was forced
into leaving to cool down for around twenty
minutes before it was at an edible temperature.
6/10 |
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Entertainment:
A half time penalty shoot out featuring children
was enjoyable, especially for the pedophiles in
the crowd. 7/10 |
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Friendliness
of Locals:
The local taxi drivers and those we met in
public houses around the stadium were fine
people. If not a little freakish. 8/10 |
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Standard
of Local Females:
No really attractive women were seen in the town
or around the stadium area. Those who were
resembled animals. 3/10 |
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Steward
Rating:
Happy to let Albion fans get
on with their day, with one delightful man even
welcoming fans into the car park. 8/10 |
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Flag
Attention:
The Crocs flag was not taken to this game |
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Match
Report:
Trailing 2-1 at half time, a half-time (spit)
roasting from Gus Poyet saw the Albion turn it
around in the second half to pick up a
remarkable 5-2 victory. Appalling defending saw
Wycombe take the lead, before Glen Murray pulled
one back with an overhead kick. Peter Brezovan
then decided to drop the ball onto an attackers
foot as the home side restored their league, but
a Forster striker and a further three from
Murray to take his total for the day to four saw
the Seagulls home to a remarkable result |
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Thought
of the Day:
Watching the South Africa v England test match
in a pub prior to kick off, a comment was made
regarding the small crowd present with the line
"Isn't cricket big in South Africa?".
The response was a simple "not as big as
rape or murder" |
