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Jenkins
was attempting to be intelligent by having The
Guardian. Unfortunately, this expose shot
shows him merely looking out of the window
rather than reading it
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The
tell-tale sign you have reached the north - the
M1 power stations, this time up close and
personal
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Potter
was being a health freak with his Colin Hawkins
apple
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McCarthy
meanwhile was drinking Smirnoff Ice - just like
a girl
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The
seemingly never-ending building works outside
Sheffield station have finished, with this
simply delightful fountain now in place
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Jenkins
soon manages to commandeer a mobility scooter
from a shop that obviously doesn't care much
about security
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After
he'd finished with it, the scooter was left to
roll away
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Richie
Morris and Jenkins share a joke in the
delightful Devonshire Cat
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The
Devonshire Cat soon had the Crocs delighted with
the revelation that it sold snuff, a tobacco
substance that is snorted
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Piers
gets some snuff down his nostrils
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The
pub was a fine venue for an afternoon nap
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Unfortunately,
if you blow your nose after inhaling snuff, a
rather brown handkerchief is the result
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Potter
cannot believe the tobacco-based shenanigans
that are taking place
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For
the first time in Crocs history, a tram is used
to get to a game
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You
would have thought that with Sheffield's history
they would take more care than to squash people
into a small space. Note Morris at the back, the
only man wearing traditional northern headwear
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Thankfully,
Hillsborough was only a few stops away
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Leppings
Lane is our chosen alighting point
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Hillsborough
in all her glory
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The
Kop
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The
main stand
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McCarthy
is delighted to be inside his favourite football
ground in the country
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Jenkins
is so happy that he cannot help but pile forward
onto McCarthy
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Potter
wants nothing to do with it
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The
teams emerge onto the pitch
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Casper
Ankergren prepares for battle
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Adam
El-Abd lies spark out on the floor after a quite
simply outrageous piece of play acting after
recieving a minor shove to the chest from Neil
Mellor
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Mellor
receives a yellow card for his push
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El-Abd
receives treatment to his head injury, somehow
incurred after being pushed in the chest
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Tommy
Elphick kicks off over the lack of red card for
Mellor
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This
fine sign lets fans know where they are if they
have forgotten
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Rumble
is a happy man...
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Possibly
because this physio was a spitting image of him
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Wednesday
go 1-0 up after a fine goal from Giles Coke
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The
scoreboad does not make pretty reading for
Seagulls fans at half time
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These
helium balloons had been released by some
scoundrel and float away over Sheffield
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Another
shocking moment from Wednesday, as Chris
Sedgwick nearly breaks Marcos Painter in half
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Once
again, it was just a yellow card for the
offender
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The
Albion come forward, but could not find a way
past the Wednesday defence
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This
chap put the Crocs weight problems into
perspective, taking up two seats
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Potter
reflects on a disappointing day at the office
back at the pub
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McCarthy
meanwhile discovers that he is able to uproot
this entire shrub from its pot
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Being
an honorable man though, he replants it before
leaving
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Potter
is delighted to be outside the Crucible, as is
indicated by his snooker-esque pose
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Jenkins
and Mendoza tuck into a health-conscious Burger
King on the way home
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McCarthy
tries to raise his spirits by doing some more
snuff
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Rumble
meanwhile looks upset at another wasted day
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We
return past the power station
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Potter
enjoys a sleep, until the traditional flash used
to wake up technique is applied
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Somebody
had left a small stain on their seat, perhaps a
sign of a lack of bladder control
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Although
not as bad as this lack of control that was
spotted on the London Underground system - a
fine metaphor to sum up the day
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