Incase
you hadn't heard about it, the Albion have a pretty big
game against Aston Villa this coming Saturday. The hype
surrounding this game has seen an utter farce over
ticketing, inflatable's and balloons, but perhaps most
worryingly it has bought a more alarming matter to the
attention of Brighton fans everywhere - Gus Poyet does not
have a song.
Albion
fans have a proud tradition over innovative songs for
their managers - Steve Gritt and later Russell Slade were
hailed through the medium of verse for their baldness,
while Mark McGhee was serenaded with an anthem regarding
him drinking pints of whiskey to the tune of 'Let it Be'
by The Beatles. Mr Poyet has been at the club for just
over three months now and yet - nothing. It is such a
pressing matter that it has even made the pages of local
newspaper The Argus.
Having
poured through the North Stand Chat thread regarding
potential songs for Gus, We Are Brighton have pooled
together what we feel are the top efforts and presented
them, together with their YouTube originals, alongside a
few of our own, frankly, pretty poor attempts for you to
judge and cringe over at your own leisure:
I
Wanna Dance With Gus Poyet Inspired
by Whitney Houston's dancefloor anthem, this one
gained early popularity on North Stand Chat after
being suggested by We Are Brighton's very own
Scotty Mac Lyrics: I wanna dance
with Gus Poyet
I wanna feel the heat with Gus Poyet
Yeah, wanna dance with Gus Poyet
With Gus Poyet who loves me
Gus Poyet
wooo-ahhh-ooohhh A
popular terrace chant already, this adaptation of
Dean Martin's 'Volare' has instigated much debate
over what the final line should actually be Lyrics:
Gus Poyet wooo-ahhh-ooohhhh Gus Poyet
wooo-ahhh-ooohhhh He came from Uruguay He'll make the Seagulls fly
Gus
Poyeeet That
annoying Go Compare advert featuring the tenner is
given a new lease of life with this beautiful
adaptation Lyrics: Gus
Poyeeet, Gus Poyeeet,
Forget the rest; we’ve got the best with Gus
Poyeeet,
With Forster scoring
And Seagulls soaring,
Then you’ll thank your stars that you went with
Gus Poyeeet
All
You Need Is Gus Popular
during the Doug Loft song craze that swept the
terraces last season, this is a simple adaptation of
the Beatles anthem All You Need is Love Lyrics: All you
need is Gus
All you need is Gus
All you need is Gus, Gus
Gus is all you need
Gus
Poyet aha aha I like it KC
and the Sunshine Band demonstrated their lyrical
genius with this tune. Showing similar ability for
song writing with this new take on an old favourite, this is a
simple adjustment to the bulk of the song with the
"That's the way" line being replaced with
Gus Poyet Lyrics: Gus
Poyet aha aha I like it aha aha
Gus Poyet aha aha I like it aha aha
Gus Poyet aha aha I like it aha aha
Gus Poyet aha aha I like it aha aha
Gus
Poyet's Alright For Fighting Representing
the gay capital of Britain, it seems a shame that
more Elton songs are not utilised. Saturday Nights
Alright For Fighting offers the chance to rectify
that, with the final chorus section being craftily
substituted with Gus' name Lyrics: Gus
Poyet, Gus Poyet, Gussss Poyet
Gus Poyet, Gus Poyet, Gussss Poyet
Gus Poyet, Gus Poyet, Gussss Poyet
He's alright
